I’ll start off by saying I am no longer allowed to book our hotels. I saw a deal online, said “eh, fuck it. How bad can it be…”

Well, just about as bad as you can imagine. I knew things weren’t looking good when I realized I couldn’t close the door all the way. You can still see daylight through the crack. Then there was the carpet, which looks like someone tried to conceal a murder on, but failed. Then the bathroom. Oh the bathroom. Filthy, gross, everything dirty. I don’t think they even clean this place.

Chalk this up to me not reading the reviews before booking, because the lovely people who stayed here before tried to warn me. We decided to check out the reviews after seeing how bad this place was. We especially liked the one that mentioned their toilet seat had shit smeared all over the seat. They complained to the front desk, who said they’ll send someone. They were shocked when the person who showed up handed them the cleaning supplies and left.

So lesson learned. Pay more attention when booking hotels. We just needed a place to crash late at night so we could continue the drive in the morning. Because of this I didn’t really care about how nice it was. But that was before I knew places like this existed…

So I lay here, fully clothes, as I don’t trust these sheets, but here’s to hoping I can get some sleep tonight. If you don’t see another post by lunch tomorrow… It’s been real, friends.